Make peeps, or at least age and sex; roll 2d% with the stop watch function.
1.83 is 83 and 3 21 is 21; 83 over 21 is a 21 year old man. 21 under 83 is a 21 year old woman.
4.12 is 12 and 5.00 is 0, a male newborn.
5.79 is 79 and 7.93 is 93, a 79 year old woman.
What's the story? A young dude, a baby and an old woman walk into... a situation, not a bar. They both stop at a car accident, both parents are dead, or he's the father? 8.72 72 over 52 from 9.52, so no.