Back to planning for the game (for Relaxicon) which I'll never run!

My Big Damn Birthday Space Adventure Game
This is modern humans in spaaaace! No
Ok, this is about the 22nd Century No
This is about alien, no humans? No
So there are humans and this is in the next millennium? Yes
I need a specific date in the next millennium
Do a simple page with JS for some random number generation, around a hundred years between shocks, what each shock is and a snapshot of the solar system or known space

These were placeholders, I really need to get moving with a simple future history of the solar system over the next thousand years!

War in South America, 2026, if that, maybe 2024, this year, with Brazil interceding in the Venezuelan invasion of Guyana.

Flying monkeys in Indonesia, 2239
Clanking Replicator War, 2300
India takes over Northeast Asia, 2365
First Interstellar Expedition, 2416