I am a damn silly fat man,
Of more than two score plus two.
And I write silly fic-fan,
To amuse you, and you, and you!
Sometimes I make a little sense,
Touch on things that lie
Near unto the heart of matters dense
Which answers the 'Why?'
With another question or three-
Why do we fight, why there is pain,
What does it mean to simply be?
And hope for behavior uncommon, humane.