This morning's prompt was 'jar of peanuts'.

What can I do with a jar of peanuts?

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"Peanuts. It's just like peanuts!"

"What?" Wendy looked around. Jake had a handful of something.

"Jake, please tell me you didn't... You did. You fool."

"I'm just trying them-"

Wendy smacked him hard across the back of his head 

"Spit! Spit it all out!*

"Hey, that hurt. Crap."

"What?!"

"You made me bite my lip "

"Shit!" Wendy handed him her canteen. "Rinse and spit! Now, damn it!"

Jake did as she told him, complaining all the time. "You hit me! You didn't-"

He coughed, then wheezed. "I can't catch my breath."

"Shut up concentrate on the next one! Damn, now we're in for it."

She took a big lungful and sang out 

"Chief Petty Officer!"