I didn’t think about the surfboard story for Nanowrimo all day… Nelsons’ word was ‘heaven’ and I wrote ‘Heaven is a place we can make on Earth, if we try.’ I went back to Inktober 2019 for two prompts, for mindless+ring, which suggested the liquid metal terminator from T2, the bit at the end of the movie where Atnie nearly blows its head off. Instead of something like a moose’s rack, there’s still a bit of attachment… with scraps. It’s a little gruesome even if it’s also not very good!

Just now I turned this into a ‘thing’ type of monster character. Ravenous Maw Attack-22 is a little weak, Look Like Anyone You Ate- 38, (41/41) Set Improvised Attack- 41, turn found materials into a trap so you can effectively be in more than one place at once and Slippery Bastard- 41, using shifting flesh to phase out of any entanglement or cage. Burning causes cell death and leaves the critter stuck until it heals up, so there isn’t much short of killing it or sticking in a hermetically sealed pressure vessel!

Surfboard Story- There is a funeral at the end of this, full of tears and deep emotions I’m sure. I need for the surfboard maker to have helped the big damn alien surfer bear in some way make a choice, but not the one we have been pointed at all this time. I think the big guy fell in love with a human, whatever that means. The emotional bond of a marriage without the physical, which is not happening, they are just not compatible, not because I’m going to shy away from hentai, no, my porn brain is a bit white-bread but ‘grunt’ is up to the task…

But there was a thing and it pissed off his people, or amused them, this can’t be the first time something like this has happened. Only the surfer girl, or boy died in the shark attack. The surfer bear casually shrugged the attack off, because he’s a big damn alien surfer bear. Nell got chewed up gruesomely and bled out on the sand after he got her to the shore. Lost the board in the attack, or he wanted to do a viking funeral with the damaged heirloom board? His people give death-gild.